If the universe wanted to bend an evening at the pub out of shape for someone in particular it might not take much effort. Perhaps Joe can take some comfort in the lengths it's going to here. Maybe he could even spare a moment to admire its thoroughness.

Mind you, I don't think I would.

If you want to see how things shape up, go to my shop and send me money. In return I'll send you a lovely new freshly minted comicbook to enjoy.

Until next time

John